To whom it may concern,
I am fairly new to this section of the universe, but would like to offer my services to your exemplary establishment upon the recommendation of a certain individual named West. I have reviewed your business model and have realized that there is an opening, perhaps unrealized, in your division for my unique skillset.
I am a specialist at determining the maximum damage that equipment can suffer before experiencing critical malfunction, which is a desirable quotient to know how much insurance is needed for protection. Why, the shear amount of data I have already collected and would continue to collect is staggering. Much like a blood splatter analyst has to simulate environments in his job, I also experiment to find situations that may require said insurance.
I am a UIT pilot, currently with 3/3/2/2/2 Licenses in this area; but am progressing rapidly with this sector to catch up their recognition with my actual job performance.
If you need to reach me, feel free to contact me at Glyph3@charter.net, or hail Glyph3 in my Revenant MkII (2 Neutron Blasters and Mega Positron)